Monday, November 23, 2009

update, info, links, Santa suits!

Santa's got some Updates for all you Naughty & Nicey St. Nicks:

What are the Four F's?
okay, Snowflakes: Santa's gonna drill this til it comes outta your mouth faster than Ho-Ho-Hos or last night's Nog!
  • Don't fuck with kids!
  • Don't fuck with cops!
  • Don't fuck with security!
  • Don't fuck with Santa!
And remember: If you catch any Poser Santas breaking the rules, tell them to knock it the fuck off immediately or they’ll get their furry fannies paddled ‘til they fudge their flannels!

Spread the Crimson Tide
So far, Boston Santacon 2009 is posted to Facebook, Yelp, Tribe, Calendar, Craigslist Boston Calendar, Eventful, GoingBoston, Zvents, Yahoo Upcoming, and Annual Event Post as well as being listed on and These event listings need more traffic for them to appear on Google searches.

if you wanna make this an even bigger Red Flannel Rampage:
  • RSVP to one or more of the posted events
  • Invite your friends by forwarding an invitation to one or more of the event pages
  • Tweet a link to one or more of the event pages
  • Post a new event page to any social network sites you use that aren't currently on the list or to online calendars you can access that this Santa can't, (like university event calendars?).
  • Download and print some fliers (from and post them on bulletin boards.
links to the existing event listings:
  • Facebook:
  • Yelp:
  • Tribe:
  • Calendar:
  • Craigslist Boston:
  • Eventful:
  • Going Boston:
  • Zvents:
  • Yahoo Upcoming:
  • Annual Event:

Santacon Costume links:
Boston Santacon is less than 4 weeks away! If you haven't got a costume, you'd best figure that shit out!

cheap santa suits:
  • another list of sources:
  • Santa suits on Ebay:
  • tips on making your own cheap and dirty santa suit:
and email Santa Boston directly to get a .pdf with more cheap costume-making advice.

the clock is counting down! so you'd better watch out! you'd better not cry!
merry as hell,
Santa Boston

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Boston Santacon 2009 flier

Boston Santacon 2009 Flier

Want all the details for Boston Santacon 2009 on a single page so you can post 5,000 full-color copies all over the city? Hang it on your fridge, your door, your wall, your cube, your monitor, or your ceiling over your bed? Mail it inconspicuously to 300 of your closest friends?

Download it here!

Or cut/paste this address:

Friday, November 13, 2009

Boston Santacon 2009: 12/19!!

Boston Santacon 2009

Date & Time:
1:00 PM Saturday December 19, 2009
3:00 AM Sunday December 20, 2009
Faneuil Hall, Beacon Hill, Boston Common,
Charles Street, the T, Harvard Square,
bathrooms and gutters all the way

Starting at:
The Purple Shamrock

1 Union Street
Boston, Massachusetts

  • Come December, cacophonous Santas rampage in red flannel through cities around the world. It started in ‘94 when a few dozen Santas crashed downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have now reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is a global phenomenon. You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!
  • Boston Santacon 2009 starts Saturday December 19 at Faneuil Hall Marketplace (Purple Shamrock 1:00). Then Santa marches on Beacon Hill (21st Amendment 3:00), parades through the Common and down Charles Street (Beacon Hill Pub 5:00), rides the Redline to Harvard Square (John Harvard’s 7:00), and finally stumbles down to the Hong Kong in Harvard Square to shake his big red booty ‘til dawn!
  • Info about Santacon: &
  • Find Santa's route on Google Maps: search " Boston Santacon 2009 " or cut & paste this link:
  • Santa updates his where/when progress by text message. For updates:
  1. Join BostonSantacon on Swaggle (
  2. Follow BostonSanta on Twitter (
  3. Text " .join bostonsantacon " without quotes to 206–694–9197.
What should Santa bring?
  1. Flannel: Wear a costume or get left behind
  2. Flask: Pack your own to keep Christmas Spirits high and tabs low
  3. Funds: Bring CASH for booze, subway, buses, taxis and tips. SANTA LEAVES A TIP!!!
  4. Fun: Need I explain?
Rules (keep Santacon fun for everyone, not just you)
The F's of Santacon
  • --> Don't fuck with kids. Santa spreads cheer. Period.
  • --> Don't fuck with cops. Arrest = not fun
  • --> Don't fuck with security. Don't steal. Don't vandalize. Security will tell the cops it was the guy dressed like Santa. That's all of us, jackass.
  • --> Don't fuck with Santa. We're here to have a good time. Can we focus on that?
Get details as they come by email
You can call or text Santa at 206-769-2092
The best way to follow Santa is through Swaggle or Twitter