Come December, thousands of cacophonous Santas rampage in red flannel through cities around the world. It started in ’94 when a few dozen Santas crashed downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have since reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is a global phenomenon.
You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!
Santa's got some Updates for all you Naughty & Nicey St. Nicks: What are the Four F's? okay, Snowflakes: Santa's gonna drill this til it comes outta your mouth faster than Ho-Ho-Hos or last night's Nog!
Don't fuck with kids!
Don't fuck with cops!
Don't fuck with security!
Don't fuck with Santa!
And remember: If you catch any Poser Santas breaking the rules, tell them to knock it the fuck off immediatelyor they’ll get their furry fannies paddled ‘til they fudge their flannels!
Spread the Crimson Tide So far, Boston Santacon 2009 is posted to Facebook, Yelp, Tribe, Boston.com Calendar, Craigslist Boston Calendar, Eventful, GoingBoston, Zvents, Yahoo Upcoming, and Annual Event Post as well as being listed on Santacon.info and Santarchy.com. These event listings need more traffic for them to appear on Google searches.
if you wanna make this an even bigger Red Flannel Rampage:
RSVPtooneor more of the posted events
Invite your friends by forwarding an invitation to one or more of the event pages
Tweet a linkto one or more of the event pages
Post a new event pageto any social network sites you use that aren't currently on the list orto online calendars you can access that this Santa can't, (like university event calendars?).
Download and print some fliers(from http://santacon.info/Boston-MA/) and post them on bulletin boards.
linksto the existing event listings:
Facebook: http://bit.ly/6zB8d8
Yelp: http://bit.ly/a4Ohc
Tribe: http://bit.ly/6SOyTK
Boston.com Calendar: http://bit.ly/8sdLVc
Craigslist Boston: http://bit.ly/67LLKS
Eventful: http://bit.ly/7HgRpv
Going Boston: http://bit.ly/7M1Po2
Zvents: http://bit.ly/4Noux1
Yahoo Upcoming: http://bit.ly/7pcYbe
Annual Event: http://bit.ly/6TKQvh
Santacon Costume links: Boston Santacon is less than 4 weeks away! If you haven't got a costume, you'd best figure that shit out! cheap santa suits:
http://bit.ly/5TukiX
http://bit.ly/5bUdMB
http://bit.ly/8ZcFWX
another list of sources: http://santacon.info/Resources.html
Santa suits on Ebay: http://bit.ly/8cuhaA
tips on making your own cheap and dirty santa suit: http://bit.ly/5i0xco
and email Santa Boston directly to get a .pdf with more cheap costume-making advice. the clock is counting down! so you'd better watch out! you'd better not cry! merry as hell, Santa Boston
Boston Santacon 2009 Flier Want all the details for Boston Santacon 2009 on a single page so you can post 5,000 full-color copies all over the city? Hang it on your fridge, your door, your wall, your cube, your monitor, or your ceiling over your bed? Mail it inconspicuously to 300 of your closest friends?
Date & Time: 1:00 PM Saturday December 19, 2009 - 3:00 AM Sunday December 20, 2009
Location: Faneuil Hall, Beacon Hill, Boston Common, Charles Street, the T, Harvard Square, bathrooms and gutters all the way
Starting at: The Purple Shamrock 1 Union Street Boston, Massachusetts WHAT WHERE WHEN
Come December, cacophonous Santas rampage in red flannel through cities around the world. It started in ‘94 when a few dozen Santas crashed downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have now reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is a global phenomenon. You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!
Boston Santacon 2009 starts Saturday December 19 at Faneuil Hall Marketplace (Purple Shamrock 1:00). Then Santa marches on Beacon Hill (21st Amendment 3:00), parades through the Common and down Charles Street (Beacon Hill Pub 5:00), rides the Redline to Harvard Square (John Harvard’s 7:00), and finally stumbles down to the Hong Kong in Harvard Square to shake his big red booty ‘til dawn!
Find Santa's route on Google Maps: search " Boston Santacon 2009 " or cut & paste this link: http://bit.ly/3fCP2Q
Santa updates his where/when progress by text message. For updates:
Join BostonSantacon on Swaggle (www.swaggle.mobi)
Follow BostonSanta on Twitter (www.twitter.com)
Text " .join bostonsantacon " without quotes to 206–694–9197.
What should Santa bring?
Flannel: Wear a costume or get left behind
Flask: Pack your own to keep Christmas Spirits high and tabs low
Funds: Bring CASH for booze, subway, buses, taxis and tips. SANTA LEAVES A TIP!!!
Fun: Need I explain?
Rules(keep Santacon fun for everyone, not just you) The F's of Santacon
--> Don't fuck with kids. Santa spreads cheer. Period.
--> Don't fuck with cops.Arrest = not fun
--> Don't fuck with security. Don't steal. Don't vandalize. Security will tell the cops it was the guy dressed like Santa. That's all of us, jackass.
--> Don't fuck with Santa. We're here to have a good time. Can we focus on that?
Get details as they come by email BostonSanta@gmail.com You can call or text Santa at 206-769-2092 The best way to follow Santa is through Swaggle or Twitter
