Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Boston Santacon 2012: Update #1

Listen up, all Ye Merry Santas and Elves:
We're less than 2 weeks away from Go Time. Here's some info from Santa to all you Krazy Kringles:

  • Four F's - Who remembers the Four Fs?
  • Costumes - Ya got those Santa Pants screwed on yet?
  • Toys for Tots - Bring a toy to Game On; first stop of the day!
  • Poster - See what our Media Elves have wrought?
  • Updates -

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I'm sure a lot of you Snowflakes remember the Four F's from Santacons past, but Santa's gonna remind you anyway. If you're new to the Red Felt Rampage, the Four Fs keep Santas safe and out of trouble, so you better drill this 'til it comes outta your mouth faster than Ho-Ho-Hos or last night's Nog!
What are the Four F's?

  • Don't fuck with kids!
  • Don't fuck with cops!
  • Don't fuck with security!
  • Don't fuck with Santa!
And remember: There's no "Bail Fund" for Incarcerated Santas. Any Santas that cross the fun line into asshole land will be told to leave immediately. It's our gracious attitude and good spirit that keeps Santa welcome at these bars. So if you see any Poser Santas breaking the rules, tell them to knock it the fuck off immediately or they’ll get their furry fannies paddled ‘til they fudge their flannels!

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Less than 2 weeks away! If you haven't got a costume, you'd best figure that shit out!

Santacon Costume links:
  • Santa suits online: Santa Ian of Santacon.Info has worked out a special deal with Party City! Discounted Santa suits and part of the proceeds go to charity! Sweet!! ( )
  • Santa suits on Ebay:
  • tips on making your own cheap and dirty santa suit:
  • and check out the Costume Building Tips on this site by clicking the tab at the top of the page 
You don't have to come as Santa, but you gotta wear a costume. So come as Santa, or an upside down Christmas tree, or Rudolph the Russian Mobster Reindeer, or Santa, or a Ginger Bread Cookie, or an Elf, or Frosty, or Santa, or Charles Dickens, or ...

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Toys for Tots!
This year we're collecting new toys and sporting goods at Game On Fenway! 

Check the Toys for Tots website if you have any questions:

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Poster!The Media Elves have done it again! Check it out, download, print,  post 5,000 full-color copies all over the city, hang it on your fridge, your door, your wall, your cube, your monitor, or your ceiling over your bed, or mail it inconspicuously to 300 of your closest friends ...

You can find it
by clicking the tab at the top of the page, or follow this link:

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This the first of the Updates for all you Naughty & Nicey St. Nicks: as the Red Flannel Rampage approaches, more updates will follow just to make sure you've screwed your Santa Pants on right!

This year's route is nearly completed. Once the route is set, an update will go out with a link to the Google Map.

The clock is counting down! so you'd better watch out! you'd better not cry!
Merry as hell,
Santa Boston

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