(sits up. Wipes last year's egg nog from his beard with his filthy flannel sleeve.)
Riiiiight --- Boston SantaCon 2010 ... umm ... Yeah, I've got the date right here. It's --- um ... hang on ---
(swallows the last remnants from a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps)
Um-- Looks like New York hasn't picked a date yet. And Santa comes to Boston on a different weekend then Santa goes to NYC. So then, Boston SantaCon will be Dec 4, Dec 11, or Dec 18 ... whichever one isn't NYC SantaCon. And that's completely (hiccup) official. Yeah.
